Rating: **Adult; NSFW**
"It’s not that big of deal, Doctor."
"It is! How dare they expect something like this? We’re honoured guests, not honorary zoo animals!" He pulled his coat tighter around himself.
"To each culture its own, I guess. It is a little weird to insist on only underclothes at dinner but it’s not like I’ve not seen weirder customs… Remember on that pink planet how you had to wear that feathered taffeta—”
He shuddered. “Don’t remind me. But that was different. That was putting on things, not taking them off.”